Jack and Jill were just married.
Jack said to Jill "Try on my trousers." Jill said, "I can't do that, they are too big."
Jack said, "Exactly, always remember I wear the trousers in this house and always will."
Jill said, "You try on my knickers." Jack said, "I'll never get in them."
Jill said, "Exactly, and if you don't change your attitude you never will.
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