Nov 13, 2011

An Italian Tail

An 18-year-old told her mother that her monthly period was overdue for several weeks already. Very worried, the mother went to the drugstore and bought one of those over-the-counter urine pregnancy test kits. The test turned out positive.

After shouting, cursing, and crying, the mother demanded, 'Who is the pig that did this to you? I want to know!'

The girl picked up the phone and made a call.

About half an hour later, a car stopped in front of the house. A distinguished-looking man and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit stepped out of a Ferrari.

After he was invited in, he sat in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and told them, "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of personal reasons, but I'll pay not only for all prenatal and hospitalization costs but also provide financial support for your daughter and the child for the rest of their life. Additionally, if the child is a girl, I will provide a Ferrari, two retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account.

If it is a boy, aside from the above, there will be a couple of factories and instead of a $2,000,000 bank account, it will be $4,000,000.

However, if there is a miscarriage, I'll pay for all necessary medical and hospitalization costs only."

At this point, the father, who had remained silent while holding a shotgun, stood up, approached the man, placed a hand firmly on the man's shoulder, looked him directly in the eye, and told him, "Oh no you don't. If there is a miscarriage, you're gonna try again!"

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