Once upon a time, a prince asked a beautiful princess, “Will you marry me?”
The princess said, “No!”
Thereafter, the prince rode motorcycles; banged skinny, long-legged broads with big tits; hunted and fished; raced cars; went to naked bars; dated women half his age; drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan. He never heard bitching; never paid child support or alimony; banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns; ate Spam, potato chips and beans, and blew enormous farts. He never got cheated on while he was at work. All his friends and family thought he was frickin' cool as hell; had tons of money in the bank; and left the toilet seat up. And he lived very happily everyday.
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Thereafter, the prince rode motorcycles; banged skinny, long-legged broads with big tits; hunted and fished; raced cars; went to naked bars; dated women half his age; drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan. He never heard bitching; never paid child support or alimony; banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns; ate Spam, potato chips and beans, and blew enormous farts. He never got cheated on while he was at work. All his friends and family thought he was frickin' cool as hell; had tons of money in the bank; and left the toilet seat up. And he lived very happily everyday.
Author Unknown
