A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his welfare check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, "You know what. . .I really hate drawing welfare. I'd much rather have a job."
The clerk behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent because guess what. . .a job offer just came up. It is from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. Meals and clothes will be provided. The job entails having to drive around a late model Mercedes-Benz CL; and escorting the daughter on holiday and overseas trips. Lastly, part of the job assignment, which is rather odd, is to satisfy the daughter's sexual urges --- she is in her mid-20s and has a rather strong sex drive."
The fellow---wide-eyed---quipped, "You're bullshittin' me!"
The clerk retorted, "Well, you started it."
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The clerk behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent because guess what. . .a job offer just came up. It is from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. Meals and clothes will be provided. The job entails having to drive around a late model Mercedes-Benz CL; and escorting the daughter on holiday and overseas trips. Lastly, part of the job assignment, which is rather odd, is to satisfy the daughter's sexual urges --- she is in her mid-20s and has a rather strong sex drive."
The fellow---wide-eyed---quipped, "You're bullshittin' me!"
The clerk retorted, "Well, you started it."
Author Unknown
