As the madam opened the door of her Winnipeg brothel, in front of her stood a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late 40s or early 50s.
"May I help you?" she asked.
The man replied, "I want to see Valerie."
"Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else," said the madam.
"No, I want Valerie," said the man.
Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man that she charged $5,000 per visit.
Without hesitation, the man pulled out $5,000, gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left.
The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie.
Valerie explained that no one has ever come back two nights in a row since the price of her service was too expensive. And she added, "There are no discounts. The price is still $5,000."
Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left.
The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night. But once again he paid Valerie, and they went upstairs.
After their session, Valerie told the man, "No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from anyway?"
The man replied, " New Brunswick ."
"Really," she said. "I have family in New Brunswick ."
"I know." the man said.
"Your older sister died recently, and I am her attorney. Before she died, she asked me to make sure to give you your part of the family inheritance, which is $15,000."
The moral of the story: In this life, three things are certain:
1. Death;
2. Taxes;
3. Being screwed by the government and/or someone's lawyer!
Author Unknown
"May I help you?" she asked.
The man replied, "I want to see Valerie."
"Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else," said the madam.
"No, I want Valerie," said the man.
Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man that she charged $5,000 per visit.
Without hesitation, the man pulled out $5,000, gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left.
The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie.
Valerie explained that no one has ever come back two nights in a row since the price of her service was too expensive. And she added, "There are no discounts. The price is still $5,000."
Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left.
The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night. But once again he paid Valerie, and they went upstairs.
After their session, Valerie told the man, "No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from anyway?"
The man replied, " New Brunswick ."
"Really," she said. "I have family in New Brunswick ."
"I know." the man said.
"Your older sister died recently, and I am her attorney. Before she died, she asked me to make sure to give you your part of the family inheritance, which is $15,000."
The moral of the story: In this life, three things are certain:
1. Death;
2. Taxes;
3. Being screwed by the government and/or someone's lawyer!
Author Unknown
