A Texas midget went to see the doctor. He complained of pain in his groin area whenever he walked.
The doctor told him to climb onto the examining table, stand on the table, and drop his pants so he can take a look.
The midget did exactly as requested. The doctor then started to examine him.
"Hmmmm ... " the doctor mumbled.
Then, putting one finger under the midget's left testicle, the doctor told the midget to turn his head and cough---the usual method to check for hernia. Next, the doctor put his finger under the right and asked the midget to cough again.
"Aha!" said the doctor, and reached for his surgical scissors.
Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side...and then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side.
The midget was so scared, he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt at all. The doctor then told the midget to get off the table and walk around the room to see if the pain was still present.
The midget was absolutely amazed and delighted as he walked around to discover that the pain was completely gone.
The doctor asked, "How do you feel now?"
The midget replied, "Perfect, Doc, and I didn't even feel any pain while you were doing the snipping. What did you do?"
The doctor replied, "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots..."
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The doctor told him to climb onto the examining table, stand on the table, and drop his pants so he can take a look.
The midget did exactly as requested. The doctor then started to examine him.
"Hmmmm ... " the doctor mumbled.
Then, putting one finger under the midget's left testicle, the doctor told the midget to turn his head and cough---the usual method to check for hernia. Next, the doctor put his finger under the right and asked the midget to cough again.
"Aha!" said the doctor, and reached for his surgical scissors.
Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side...and then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side.
The midget was so scared, he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt at all. The doctor then told the midget to get off the table and walk around the room to see if the pain was still present.
The midget was absolutely amazed and delighted as he walked around to discover that the pain was completely gone.
The doctor asked, "How do you feel now?"
The midget replied, "Perfect, Doc, and I didn't even feel any pain while you were doing the snipping. What did you do?"
The doctor replied, "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots..."
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