A teacher was explaining biology to her 3rd grade students when she told the class, "Human beings are the only animals that stutter."
A little girl raised her hand and said, "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.”
The teacher asked the girl to describe the incident.
"Well,'' the little girl began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty when the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!"
The teacher interrupted, "That must've been scary."
The little girl said, "It sure was. Anyway, my kitty raised her back and went 'Sssss, Sssss, Sssss' but before she could say 'Shit', the Rottweiler ate her!"
The teacher had to leave the room.
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A little girl raised her hand and said, "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.”
The teacher asked the girl to describe the incident.
"Well,'' the little girl began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty when the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!"
The teacher interrupted, "That must've been scary."
The little girl said, "It sure was. Anyway, my kitty raised her back and went 'Sssss, Sssss, Sssss' but before she could say 'Shit', the Rottweiler ate her!"
The teacher had to leave the room.
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