While a mother drove her little daughter and the little girl's neighborhood playmate and friend to a children's party, the little daughter asked, "Mommy, how old are you?"
"Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age. It is not polite," the mother replied.
"Oh, all right!" the little girl quipped.
After a moment of silence, the little girl asked: 'Mommy, how much do you weigh?'
The mother replied: "Again, honey dear, it is not polite to ask personal questions because it is really none of your business."
"Oh, all right!" the little one once again quipped.
After yet another moment of silence, the little girl asked, "Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"
"That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!" the mother fumed.
There was silence the rest of the time until the mother dropped off the two little girls.
As the girls chatted while they walked together to join the rest of the little kids already gathered at the party spot, the little girl complained to her friend, "My Mom won't tell me anything about herself.'
The little friend, who seemed wise beyond her years remarked, "Well, all you need to do is look at her driver's license. It's like a report card, it has everything in it."
As soon as the little girl got home from the party, and while her mother busily prepared supper, she quietly dug into her mother's purse and fished out the wallet which contained the mother's driver's license.
At the dinner table, after the little girl, her two older sisters, and their mother sat down to eat, the little girl blurted out, "I know how old Mom is. She is 32.'
The mother quite surprisedly asked, "How did you find that out?"
Ignoring the mother's query, the little girl continued, "I also know that she weighs 130 pounds."
The mother---now shocked---asked, "How in heaven's name did you find that out?"
Still ignoring the mother's questions, the little girl announced triumphantly, "I know why she and daddy got a divorce."
"Oh really! Why?" the mother and the older sisters asked in chorus.
"Because Mommy got an 'F' in sex!"
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"Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age. It is not polite," the mother replied.
"Oh, all right!" the little girl quipped.
After a moment of silence, the little girl asked: 'Mommy, how much do you weigh?'
The mother replied: "Again, honey dear, it is not polite to ask personal questions because it is really none of your business."
"Oh, all right!" the little one once again quipped.
After yet another moment of silence, the little girl asked, "Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"
"That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!" the mother fumed.
There was silence the rest of the time until the mother dropped off the two little girls.
As the girls chatted while they walked together to join the rest of the little kids already gathered at the party spot, the little girl complained to her friend, "My Mom won't tell me anything about herself.'
The little friend, who seemed wise beyond her years remarked, "Well, all you need to do is look at her driver's license. It's like a report card, it has everything in it."
As soon as the little girl got home from the party, and while her mother busily prepared supper, she quietly dug into her mother's purse and fished out the wallet which contained the mother's driver's license.
At the dinner table, after the little girl, her two older sisters, and their mother sat down to eat, the little girl blurted out, "I know how old Mom is. She is 32.'
The mother quite surprisedly asked, "How did you find that out?"
Ignoring the mother's query, the little girl continued, "I also know that she weighs 130 pounds."
The mother---now shocked---asked, "How in heaven's name did you find that out?"
Still ignoring the mother's questions, the little girl announced triumphantly, "I know why she and daddy got a divorce."
"Oh really! Why?" the mother and the older sisters asked in chorus.
"Because Mommy got an 'F' in sex!"
Author Unknown
