Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of True Friendship. You WON'T see
cutesy little smiley faces - Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
Author Unknown
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of True Friendship. You WON'T see
cutesy little smiley faces - Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
1. When you are sad,
I will jump on the person who made you sad
like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!
2. When you are blue,
I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile,
I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
4. When you're scared,
we will high tail it out of here.
5. When you are worried,
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be
until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!!
6. When you are confused,
I will use little words.
7. When you are sick,
Stay away from me until you are well again.
I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall,
I'll pick you up and dust you off--
After I laugh my butt off!!
9. This is my oath...
I pledge it to the end.
'Why?' you may ask;
-- because you are my FRIEND!
I will jump on the person who made you sad
like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!
2. When you are blue,
I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile,
I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
4. When you're scared,
we will high tail it out of here.
5. When you are worried,
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be
until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!!
6. When you are confused,
I will use little words.
7. When you are sick,
Stay away from me until you are well again.
I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall,
I'll pick you up and dust you off--
After I laugh my butt off!!
9. This is my oath...
I pledge it to the end.
'Why?' you may ask;
-- because you are my FRIEND!
Author Unknown
