What Bra Does Your Wife Wear?

A man walked into the Ladies Department of Macy's, and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."

"What type of bra?" asked the clerk. "

"Type?" inquired the man, "I did not know there more than one type."

"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed him a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.

"Actually, to make it easy for you, let me say that even with all of this variety, there are really only five types of bras to choose from ."

The man then asked, "So, what are the types?

The saleslady replied: "There are the Roman Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, the American Baptist, and the German Lutheran types. Which one would you prefer?"

Totally befuddled, the man asked the saleslady to explain the differences between each bra type.

The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple...the Catholic type supports the masses; the Salvation Army type lifts the fallen; the Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright; the Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills; and the German Lutheran bra holds them from flopping (Holtzemfromfloppen) . But if you don't believe in church, religion, or God bras come in different sizes of cups. . .A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H.

A ... is for Almost Boobs
B ... is for Barely there
C ... is Can't Complain
D ... is for Dang
DD ... is for Double dang
E ... is for Enormous
F ... is for Fake
G ... is for Get a Reduction
H ... is for Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up

Now, which bra do you think fits your wife's needs?"

-Author Unknown-