By David Marrs
The latest sex doll model is so realistic that they will only want to be friends with you unless you’re handsome, rich or successful.
The hyper-realistic dolls will put you straight in the friend zone unless you meet at least one of the three key criteria.
‘We believe that the previous models made it too easy for men. If you want to get laid, then you have to buck your ideas up. Simple as that,’ said doll manufacturer Ho-Lee Fuq.
The dolls will instead encourage men to better themselves. If they do, there will then be a ‘new relationship’ period where sex will become available.
This window will close in about six months and the sex dolls will begin to ask why there isn’t a ring on their finger yet.
‘You wanted realism, you’ve got it,’ said Mr. Fuq. –Daily Squat
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