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If you're a senior citizen who can no longer take care of yourself, the government says there's no long-term (nursing home) care available for you. So, what would you do? You opt for Medicare Part G.
This plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun (Part G) and four bullets. You are allowed to shoot four politicians. This, of course, means that you'll be sent to prison where you'll receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating & air conditioning, cable TV, library, and all the disease/health care you need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? No problem. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex-change, heart? They're all provided.
As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now!
And, who will be paying for all of these? The same government that just told you it can't afford for you to go into a home. And not only can you get rid of four useless politicians but also because you're a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income taxes.
Isn't this a great plan?
-Contributed by Ralph
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