Apr 29, 2018

Viva Kenya! (A Kenyan Joke)

While driving a BMW, the driver was stopped at a roadblock, and a Namanga police officer approached and said, 'Congratulations! Because you are wearing a seat belt, you have just won 50,000 bobs in the 'Arrive Alive' traffic safety competition.

Njoroge, the driver, could hardly believe his ears!

'So, what are you going to do with the cash?' asked the cop.

'Eish! I'm going to get a driver's license,' Njoroge answered.

'Aww! Please sir, don't listen to him,' yelled Mwangi in the passenger seat. 'He always tries to be smart when he is drunk!'

With all the noise, Boniface woke up from his sleep in the back seat, who moaned upon seeing the cop, 'You guys! I told you, stealing the BMW was a bad, bad idea! We should have taken the red Mazda instead. . .but you think you are always the cleva ones!'

At that moment, there was a loud knock from the car's boot (that is, the car's trunk, for Americans) and a voice asked, 'Are we over the border yet?'

At that point, the cop asked: 'Okay, my brothers, how are we sharing the 50,000 bobs?

Funny? Sort of. . .but it happens in many (if not all) countries today. Many folks, including those who supposedly hold "responsible" positions, are crooked and can not be trusted! -Contributed by Ralph

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