Oh hell! Let's offend everyone! Who cares about all that "political correctness" crap?

Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem?
A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat.

Q. Where does an Irish family usually go on vacation ?

A. To a different pub.

Q. What did the Chinese couple name their tan, curly-haired baby?
A. Sum Ting Wong .

Q. What do you call an Italian who has one arm shorter than the other?
A. A speech impediment.

Q. Why aren't there any African-Americans on Star Trek?
A . Because they're not going to work in the future, either.

Q. Why do Driver Ed classes in Redneck Schools meet on Tuesdays and Thursdays only?
A. Because on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, the Sex Ed class uses the car.

Q. What's the difference between a Southern zoo and a Northern zoo?
A. The Southern zoo has a description of the animal along with a recipe.

Q How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the 'F' word?
A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell 'BINGO!'

Q. What's the difference between a Northern fairytale and a Southern fairytale?
A. A Northern fairytale begins with....'Once upon a time...'
A Southern fairytale begins with... 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit...'

Q. Why does Mexico have a small Olympic team?
A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are illegal immigrants in the United States.

Q. What is the difference between a praying Moslem and a praying Jew?
A. When a Moslem prays, he bows and faces Mecca while his ass points toward Jerusalem.

When a Jew prays, he bows and faces Jerusalem while his ass points toward Mecca.

Oh, be quiet!

~Contributed by Ralph