One time, an elderly gentleman got sick and landed in the hospital, where one particular nurse just drove him crazy. Every time she came in, she would talk to him like he was a little child. She would often say in a patronizing tone of voice, “And how are we doing this morning?” ...or... "Are we ready for a bath? ...or... "Are we hungry?"
It got to the point where the old gentleman had enough of this particular nurse's condescension.
One day at breakfast, the old man took the apple juice off the tray and put it in his bedside stand. Later, he was given a urine sample bottle to fill for testing.
And you know where the juice went!
A while later, the down-talking nurse came in, picked up the urine sample bottle, looked at it, and said, “My, my, it seems we are a little cloudy today.”
At this, the old gent snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off the top, gulped down every drop of the bottle's entire content, and then said, “Well, I'll run it through again. Perhaps, I can filter it better this time!”
The nurse almost fainted, while the old man feigned surprise.
DON'T MESS WITH OLD PEOPLE!
~Author Unknown/Contributed by Ralph
It got to the point where the old gentleman had enough of this particular nurse's condescension.
One day at breakfast, the old man took the apple juice off the tray and put it in his bedside stand. Later, he was given a urine sample bottle to fill for testing.
And you know where the juice went!
A while later, the down-talking nurse came in, picked up the urine sample bottle, looked at it, and said, “My, my, it seems we are a little cloudy today.”
At this, the old gent snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off the top, gulped down every drop of the bottle's entire content, and then said, “Well, I'll run it through again. Perhaps, I can filter it better this time!”
The nurse almost fainted, while the old man feigned surprise.
DON'T MESS WITH OLD PEOPLE!
~Author Unknown/Contributed by Ralph
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