May 10, 2015

Grandpa vs. Grandma

There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend time with his son's family on weekends. Every Saturday morning, he would take his 5 year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some quality time and have pancakes, ice cream, candy-- just him and his granddaughter.

One particular Saturday, however, he had a terrible cold and could not get out of bed. He knew his granddaughter always looked forward to their drives and would be very disappointed. Luckily, his wife (Grandma) came to the rescue and said that she would take the granddaughter for her weekly breakfast and drive.

When they returned, the little girl immediately ran upstairs to see her grandfather who was still in bed.
"Well, did you enjoy your ride with Grandma?" he asked.

The granddaughter replied. "Not really, Grandpa, it was boring. We didn't see a single asshole, queer, piece of shit, horse's ass, tree hugger, socialist left wing liberal lover, blind bastard, dipshit, Muslim camel humper or son of a bitch anywhere we went! We just drove around and Grandma smiled at everyone she saw. I really didn'thave any fun." -Source: Contributed by Ralph

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