May 31, 2015

Chicken Little

One day, a kindergarten teacher read to her class the story about "Chicken Little". After she read the part where Chicken Little told the farmer: ".… The sky is falling! The sky is falling! ....", the teacher paused and asked the class, "What do you think the farmer said?"

A little girl raised her hand and said, "I think the farmer said, 'Holy shit! A talking chicken!'"

The teacher was unable to continue reading the story …. she had to quickly walk out of the classroom because she was laughing so hard that she wet her underwear! -Source: Contributed by Ralph/Author Unknown

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