Well, its happening America! Ted Cruz is running for POTUS and this can only mean one thing: the next 20 months just got a hell of a lot more entertaining. Not only is Ted Cruz totally disconnected to the vast number of Americans on a myriad of issues, he is prone to ignoring leadership – even within his own party – and saying whatever ridiculous thing comes to his mind.
In case you need more reasons not to vote for him, here are some of his wackier statements:
“The moon might be as intimidating as Obamacare.”
In case you need more reasons not to vote for him, here are some of his wackier statements:
“The moon might be as intimidating as Obamacare.”
2. “I will credit my father, he invented … green eggs and ham. He did it two ways. The easy way was he would put green food coloring in … But if you take spinach and mix it into the eggs, the eggs turn green … I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam I am.”
3. “I was bitten by an octopus”
4. “Net Neutrality” is Obamacare for the Internet; the Internet should not operate at the speed of government.”
5. “Twenty years from now if there is some obscure trivial pursuit question, I am confident I will be the answer.”
6. “I’ll work with Martians”
7. “But a Camel’s hair brush is made of squirrel fur, and it makes you wonder the squirrels apparently have a very bad marketing department.”
BONUS:
“We have never had a president who over and over again openly, aggressively defies the law. If he doesn’t like the law, he refuses to enforce it, or he simply proclaims it changed.”
… hmmm sounds like a certain Senator we all know.
-Source: Blue Mountain Review
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