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Us neither.
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We have a long history of sending dicks to people. Starting in middle school with those folded notes, that unfold to a big veiny cock. Moving to texting '8===D' to random people in high school all the way to snapchatting below the belt pics to ladies from the bar/church. But now it's on to bigger and better things; now it's on to Dicks by Mail. –Source: Dicks By Mail
Us neither.
Dicks by Mail is the easy way to send that feeling to anyone in your life that deserves that feeling of
sadness, disappointment and betrayal.
In only a few minutes you can send a literal Bag of Dicks to that special asshole in your life.
You know the one.
The annoying guy at the office. Your Ex who decided to see other people before telling you.
The Teacher that doesn't care about your dead grandma. The person that murdered your grandma.
You came to this site for one of three reasons;
1) You know someone that is a dick, but they don't know it yet.
2) You received a package from us and are wondering why. The reason why is simple; someone thinks you're a dick.
3) you are on the wrong website.
We have a long history of sending dicks to people. Starting in middle school with those folded notes, that unfold to a big veiny cock. Moving to texting '8===D' to random people in high school all the way to snapchatting below the belt pics to ladies from the bar/church. But now it's on to bigger and better things; now it's on to Dicks by Mail. –Source: Dicks By Mail
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