Mar 8, 2015

British Humor

Actual classified ads in U.K. newspaper(s):

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER: 8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!

FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES: Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd. Father is a Super Dog able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

FOR SALE: Cow and calf -- never bred. Also, 1 gay bull.

FOR SALE: Washer and dryer £100. Must sell. Joining nudist colony!

FOR SALE: Wedding dress worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

FOR SALE: Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.

Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed -- got married, wife knows everything.

Statement of the Century: "If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, why can't they have a headache & sex at the same time?" -- Bill Connolly, Scottish modern commentator –Aurther(s) Unknown/Contributed by Ralph

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