Actual classified ads in U.K. newspaper(s):
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER: 8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!
FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
FREE PUPPIES: Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd. Father is a Super Dog able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
FOR SALE: Cow and calf -- never bred. Also, 1 gay bull.
FOR SALE: Washer and dryer £100. Must sell. Joining nudist colony!
FOR SALE: Wedding dress worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.
FOR SALE: Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed -- got married, wife knows everything.
Statement of the Century: "If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, why can't they have a headache & sex at the same time?" -- Bill Connolly, Scottish modern commentator –Aurther(s) Unknown/Contributed by Ralph
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER: 8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!
FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
FREE PUPPIES: Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd. Father is a Super Dog able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
FOR SALE: Cow and calf -- never bred. Also, 1 gay bull.
FOR SALE: Washer and dryer £100. Must sell. Joining nudist colony!
FOR SALE: Wedding dress worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.
FOR SALE: Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed -- got married, wife knows everything.
Statement of the Century: "If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, why can't they have a headache & sex at the same time?" -- Bill Connolly, Scottish modern commentator –Aurther(s) Unknown/Contributed by Ralph
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