Feb 15, 2015

The Lady And The Zipper

A woman who wore a tight leather skirt waited for the bus at a busy bus stop one morning. As the bus finally arrived, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step in the bus.

Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg only to discover that she still couldn't. After two more unsuccessful attempts to unzip and get on the bus, a large fellow from Texas who stood behind her, finally picked her up easily by her waist, and placed her gently inside the bus. She then went ballistic, turned to the Good Samaritan, and screamed: "How dare you touch my body! I do not even know who you are!"

The Texan smiled and drawled: "Well, Ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped the zipper of my pants three times, I figured we was friends." -Source: Author Unknown/Contributed by Ralph

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