In Return

Many anecdotes/jokes [apparently written by some woman/women] maligning men/husbands -- such as, "how stupid men/husbands are compared to women/wives"-- have gone around the email circuit. Apparently some man [men] decided to get back at the maligning woman [women] … in return …

An airline special offer...

An airline advertisement offered a special package for businessmen: "Buy your ticket and get your wife's ticket free!"

After the offer's smashing success, the company sent letters to all the wives of the men who took advantage of the special offer asking. The letter asked how the trip was. All of the women's responses were the same..."What trip?"

New SIM to surprise...

A woman who bought a new SIM card, put it in her phone, and one day decided to surprise her husband who was seated on the living room couch. She went to the kitchen, called her husband with the new number:

"Hello Darling."

In a low voice, the husband responded: "Let me call you back later, the damned bitch is in the kitchen. 

Throwing knives...

Husband was throwing knives at his wife’s picture. All were missing the target! Suddenly, he received call from her "Hi, what are you doing?"

His honest reply... "Missing you!"

Talking in sleep...

A woman told a doctor: "My husband has a habit of talking in his sleep! What should I give him to cure it?"
 

Doctor: "Give him an opportunity to speak when he is awake."

Natural disasters just happen...

Nobody teaches volcanoes to erupt, tsunamis to devastate, hurricanes to swirl around...and no one teaches a man how to choose a wife.

A husband needs rest...

Doctor: "Madam, your husband needs rest and peace, so here are some sleeping pills."

Wife: "Doc, when should I give them to him?"

Doctor: "They are for you!"

~Contributed by Ralph