Several guys were at a deer camp. No one wanted to share a room with Bob because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one stay with him the whole time, so they decided to take turns.
The first night was Bill's turn to share the room with Bob. The next morning he came to breakfast with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. Everyone asked, "Man, what happened to you?
He said, "Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."
The next night was Ken's turn. The next morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.
Everyone asked, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!
He said, 'Man, that Bob shook the roof with his snoring. Couldn't sleep, so I sat and watched him all night."
The third night was Fred's turn. Fred was a tanned, older cowboy, a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.
"Good morning!" he said.
Everyone could hardly believe it, and everyone quipped, "Man you look good. So what happened?"
He said, "Well, Bob and I got ready for bed. I tucked Bob into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night. Then I went to my bed and I fell asleep. I guess Bob must have sat up and watched me all night."
With age comes wisdom.
~Author Unknown/Contributor Ralph
The first night was Bill's turn to share the room with Bob. The next morning he came to breakfast with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. Everyone asked, "Man, what happened to you?
He said, "Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."
The next night was Ken's turn. The next morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.
Everyone asked, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!
He said, 'Man, that Bob shook the roof with his snoring. Couldn't sleep, so I sat and watched him all night."
The third night was Fred's turn. Fred was a tanned, older cowboy, a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.
"Good morning!" he said.
Everyone could hardly believe it, and everyone quipped, "Man you look good. So what happened?"
He said, "Well, Bob and I got ready for bed. I tucked Bob into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night. Then I went to my bed and I fell asleep. I guess Bob must have sat up and watched me all night."
With age comes wisdom.
~Author Unknown/Contributor Ralph
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