Resimay

To whom it may consern,

I want to apply for the job I saw in the paper.

I can tipe realy quik wit one fingar and do some a- counting.

I think I am good on the phone and I no I am a peepole person. Peepole really seam to respond to me well, like some of the mans and all the womans.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I offen can get a job thru my personalty.

My salery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think I am werth.

I can start emmediatly. Thank you in advance for yore anser.

Hopefuly, I'm yore best aplicant so far.

Sincerly,

Bryan

PS: Because my resimay is a short below is a picture of me.

Employer's Response

Dear Bryan,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check.

See you Monday.

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