A Southern gentleman went to Las Vegas.
Sitting in a cocktail lounge, he beckoned for the waitress and said quietly, "Miss, y'all are surely a luvly, luvly lady. Can ah persuade y'all to give me a piece of ass?"
"Wow, that's the most direct proposition I've ever had!" gasped the girl. After looking around the room, she smiled and said, "Sure, why not? You're an attractive guy too, and it's pretty slow here right now, so why don't we just slip away up to your room?"
When they returned half an hour later, the man sat down at the same table and the waitress smiled at him and asked, "Will there be anything else?"
"Why yes," replied the Southern gentleman. "Ah sure 'preciate what y'all just did for me. It was real sweet and right neighborly of y'all. But where ah come from in Al'bama, we lack our bourbon real cold, so ah still need a piece of ass for mah drink." -Author Unknown
Sitting in a cocktail lounge, he beckoned for the waitress and said quietly, "Miss, y'all are surely a luvly, luvly lady. Can ah persuade y'all to give me a piece of ass?"
"Wow, that's the most direct proposition I've ever had!" gasped the girl. After looking around the room, she smiled and said, "Sure, why not? You're an attractive guy too, and it's pretty slow here right now, so why don't we just slip away up to your room?"
When they returned half an hour later, the man sat down at the same table and the waitress smiled at him and asked, "Will there be anything else?"
"Why yes," replied the Southern gentleman. "Ah sure 'preciate what y'all just did for me. It was real sweet and right neighborly of y'all. But where ah come from in Al'bama, we lack our bourbon real cold, so ah still need a piece of ass for mah drink." -Author Unknown
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