Penis’s Demands

The Penis requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:

-has to work hard;

-has to work at great depths

-has to work upside down

-has no ventilation or air-conditioned environment at work

-has to work in a high humidity environment

-has to work at high temperatures

-does not get weekends and holidays off

-does not get time off after extra hours of work

-sometimes has to work with assholes

-has a hazardous work environment that often causes illness.

Request denied for the following reasons:

- does not work 8 hours in a row

- does not answer immediately to all requests

- after a short activity period, falls asleep at work

- shows no fidelity to the workplace

- retires too early

- does not work at all unless pushed from behind

- does not leave the workplace clean after finishing work

- sometimes leaves work too early.

❤Anita