*A fellow was devastated to find out that his wife was having an affair. To come to terms with the wife's misdeed, he turned to religion. He converted to Islam, and the wife was stoned to death after the noon prayer on Friday.
*At a local bar, the guys started shouting "pedophile!" and other names at a man who walked in simply because his wife is 24 and he is 50. It completely spoiled their 10th wedding anniversary.
*A man recently called 911 and said, "I think my wife is dead". The operator asked, "How do you know?" The man replied, "The laundry is piling up!"
*A man who converted to Buddhism was explaining to his wife that when you die you get reincarnated, but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. The man said, "You obviously haven't been listening."
*The police told the husband whose wife had been missing for a week to prepare for the worst. So, he went down to the Salvation Army to get all of her clothes back.
*The Red Cross representative knocked at the front door, and asked the husband who answered the knock if he could contribute to the flood in Pakistan. He said, "I'd love to, but my garden hose only reaches up to the driveway."
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*At a local bar, the guys started shouting "pedophile!" and other names at a man who walked in simply because his wife is 24 and he is 50. It completely spoiled their 10th wedding anniversary.
*A man recently called 911 and said, "I think my wife is dead". The operator asked, "How do you know?" The man replied, "The laundry is piling up!"
*A man who converted to Buddhism was explaining to his wife that when you die you get reincarnated, but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. The man said, "You obviously haven't been listening."
*The police told the husband whose wife had been missing for a week to prepare for the worst. So, he went down to the Salvation Army to get all of her clothes back.
*The Red Cross representative knocked at the front door, and asked the husband who answered the knock if he could contribute to the flood in Pakistan. He said, "I'd love to, but my garden hose only reaches up to the driveway."
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