I just received my 2011 tax return back from the IRS because of my response to: "List all dependents"
In my 2011 Form 1040 I indicated:
12 million illegal immigrants;
3 million crackheads;
42 million unemployed people on food stamps,
2 million people in over 243 prisons;
535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate; and HALF OF MEXICO!
I kept asking myself: Who did I miss?
In my 2011 Form 1040 I indicated:
12 million illegal immigrants;
3 million crackheads;
42 million unemployed people on food stamps,
2 million people in over 243 prisons;
535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate; and HALF OF MEXICO!
I kept asking myself: Who did I miss?
Then it finally dawned on me. . .I forgot to include Barack Obama and his 24 czars!
Hopefully, it will be more acceptable to the IRS.
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