Jul 15, 2012

A man gets home early and hears noises coming from the bedroom.

He rushes upstairs and find his wife naked .

Husband - "What's up"?

Wife - "I'm having a heart attack,"

He runs to call the ambulance, then his son comes up and says, "Daddy! Uncle Fred is hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"

The man gets angry and goes to his closet to rip Fred...

"You b*stard," the man says," my wife is having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!"

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