A woman, obviously drunk and stark naked, jumped into a taxicab in New York City. The taxi driver, who happened to be an old Jewish guy from Ukraine, looked transfixed for a while at the woman's reflection on the cab's rear-view mirror, and made no attempt to start the cab.
After several minutes with the cab driver having made no attempt to start the engine, she asked, "What's wrong with you, honey? Haven't you ever seen a naked woman before?"
The old man replied in his heavily accented but grammatically correct English, "Lady, pardon me, but I'm not staring at you. That would not be proper where I come from."
She countered, "Well, sweetie, if you're not staring at me and my boobs, what are you doing then?"
He retorted, "Well, after looking at you and your condition, I can't help but ask myself: where in the hell is this woman keeping the money to pay for this ride?"
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The old man replied in his heavily accented but grammatically correct English, "Lady, pardon me, but I'm not staring at you. That would not be proper where I come from."
She countered, "Well, sweetie, if you're not staring at me and my boobs, what are you doing then?"
He retorted, "Well, after looking at you and your condition, I can't help but ask myself: where in the hell is this woman keeping the money to pay for this ride?"
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