My daughter asked why I didn't do something more useful with my time. She suggested that I go down to the Senior Citizens' Center and hang out with the guys.
So, I took her advice. I went to the local Senior Citizens' Center, and when I got home that afternoon, I told her that I did what she told me, and I even joined a parachute club.
She said: "Are you nuts? You're over 75 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"
I proudly informed her that I even got a membership card, and showed it to her.
She screamed, "Where are your glasses? This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"
I guess, I'm in trouble again, and now I don't know what to do. I signed up for five jumps a week! Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier. –Author Unknown
