A woman walked into a bridal shop one day and told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her fourth wedding. "Of course, Madam," replied the sales clerk, "exactly what type and color dress are you looking for?"
The bride-to-be said, "A long frilly white dress with a veil."
The sales clerk hesitated a bit, and then said, "Please don't take this the wrong way, but gowns of that nature are considered more appropriate for brides who are being married the first time-- those who are a bit more innocent, if you know what I mean. Perhaps, ivory or sky blue would be more appropriate for you.''
"Well!" huffed the customer, a little peeved at the clerk's directness. "I can assure you that a white gown would be quite appropriate for me. Believe it or not, despite all my three prior marriages, I remain as innocent as a first-time bride. You see, my first husband was so excited about our wedding; he died as we were checking into our hotel. My second husband and I got into such a terrible fight on our way to our honeymoon that we had that wedding annulled immediately and have never spoken to each other again."
''What about your third husband?" asked the sales clerk.
"That one was to a Democrat," said the woman, "and every night for four years, he just sat on the edge of the bed and promised me how good it was going to be, but nothing he promised ever really happened. He was the victim of a hit-and-run accident, and died on the spot while distributing campaign leaflets for his favorite candidate two years ago." -Author Unknown
The bride-to-be said, "A long frilly white dress with a veil."
The sales clerk hesitated a bit, and then said, "Please don't take this the wrong way, but gowns of that nature are considered more appropriate for brides who are being married the first time-- those who are a bit more innocent, if you know what I mean. Perhaps, ivory or sky blue would be more appropriate for you.''
"Well!" huffed the customer, a little peeved at the clerk's directness. "I can assure you that a white gown would be quite appropriate for me. Believe it or not, despite all my three prior marriages, I remain as innocent as a first-time bride. You see, my first husband was so excited about our wedding; he died as we were checking into our hotel. My second husband and I got into such a terrible fight on our way to our honeymoon that we had that wedding annulled immediately and have never spoken to each other again."
''What about your third husband?" asked the sales clerk.
"That one was to a Democrat," said the woman, "and every night for four years, he just sat on the edge of the bed and promised me how good it was going to be, but nothing he promised ever really happened. He was the victim of a hit-and-run accident, and died on the spot while distributing campaign leaflets for his favorite candidate two years ago." -Author Unknown
