Feb 13, 2011

At The Bar

Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said, "Listen here, good-looking, I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on; it doesn't matter to me. I just love it!"

With eyes wide with interest, he responded, "No kidding. . .I'm in Congress, too. Which State are you from?" -Author Unknown

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