A Mormon happened to sit next to an Irishman on a flight from London to New York.
After the plane was airborne and had reached its assigned cruising altitude, the flight attendant came around to take drink orders. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he, too, would like a drink.
The Mormon replied in disgust, 'I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips.'
The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, 'Me, too. I didn't know we had a choice."
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After the plane was airborne and had reached its assigned cruising altitude, the flight attendant came around to take drink orders. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he, too, would like a drink.
The Mormon replied in disgust, 'I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips.'
The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, 'Me, too. I didn't know we had a choice."
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