A lady went to the bar on a cruise ship and ordered a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gave her the drink she said, "I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday, and it's today."
The bartender said, "Well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy you a drink. In fact, this one is on me."
The bartender said, "Well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy you a drink. In fact, this one is on me."
As the woman finished her drink, the woman to her right said, "I would like to buy you a drink, too."
The old woman said, "Thank you. Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops of water."
"Coming up," said the bartender.
As she finished that drink, the man to her left said, "I would like to buy you one, too."
The old woman again said, "Thank you. Bartender, I want another Scotch with two drops of water."
"Coming right up," the bartender said, and as he gave her the drink, he added, "Ma'am, I'm dying of curiosity. Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?"
The old woman replied, "Sonny, when you're my age, you've learned how to hold your liquor but holding your water, however, is an entirely another issue."
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The old woman again said, "Thank you. Bartender, I want another Scotch with two drops of water."
"Coming right up," the bartender said, and as he gave her the drink, he added, "Ma'am, I'm dying of curiosity. Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?"
The old woman replied, "Sonny, when you're my age, you've learned how to hold your liquor but holding your water, however, is an entirely another issue."
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