1. Blaming your farts on me...not funny...not funny at all!
2. Yelling at me for barking. Look, I'M A DOG, that is how I speak, for goodness' sake! You yak loudly yourselves when you get together, I don't complain, do I? So what's with you?
3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is it anyway?
4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it!
5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now do you know why I chew your stuff up when you're not home?
6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You think you fooled a dog! Woo-hoo! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
7. Taking me to the vet for the big snip, then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back! How would you feel it if you were in my place?
8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I that's dog etiquette. Live with it!
2. Yelling at me for barking. Look, I'M A DOG, that is how I speak, for goodness' sake! You yak loudly yourselves when you get together, I don't complain, do I? So what's with you?
3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is it anyway?
4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it!
5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now do you know why I chew your stuff up when you're not home?
6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You think you fooled a dog! Woo-hoo! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
7. Taking me to the vet for the big snip, then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back! How would you feel it if you were in my place?
8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I that's dog etiquette. Live with it!
9. Dog sweaters. Hello? Haven't you noticed the fur?
10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.
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