At The Bus Stop

At a crowded bus stop with many people eager to get on the bus as the bus door opened, a woman tried to get on, when she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her to raise her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.

Somewhat embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little thinking that it would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried but only to discover that she still could not.

So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more. But again, to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg.

For the third time, she reached behind her as she once again smiled at the bus driver, and unzipped her skirt a bit more.

At this time, a big guy from Texas who stood behind her, and who was also waiting to board the bus, grabbed her by the waist and lowered her gently on the bus' first step.

This made her go ballistic. She yelled at the would-be good Samaritan, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!"

The Texan smiled at her and drawled, "Well, Ma'am, normally I would agree with you. But after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends."

Author Unknown