A nun and a priest were traveling in the middle of the Sahara desert on a camel when the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning. After dusting themselves off, the nun and the priest surveyed their situation. After a long period of silence, the priest said, "Well, Sister, this looks pretty grim."
'I know, Father. In fact, I don't think it likely that we can survive more than a day or two. . .'
I agree,' said the priest. 'Sister, since we are unlikely to make it out of here alive, would you do something for me?'
'Anything, Father.'
'I have never seen a woman's breasts and I was wondering if I might see yours.'
'Well, under the circumstances I don't see why it would do any harm.'
The nun opened her habit and the priest enjoyed the sight of her shapely breasts, commenting frequently on their beauty.
'Sister, would you mind if I touched them?' She consented and he started fondling them. As he was enjoying himself, the nun spoke.
'Father, could I ask something of you?'
'Yes, Sister.'
'I have never seen a man's penis. Could I see yours?'
'I suppose that would be all right,' the priest replied as he lifted his robe.
Oh, Father, may I touch it?'
The priest consented and after just a few seconds of her fondling his manhood, he soon sported a huge erection.
'Sister, you know that if I insert my penis in the right place, it can give life.'
'Is that true, Father?'
'Yes, it is, Sister.'
'Oh, Father, that's wonderful. Why don't you stick it in the camel and let's get the hell out of here!'
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'I know, Father. In fact, I don't think it likely that we can survive more than a day or two. . .'
I agree,' said the priest. 'Sister, since we are unlikely to make it out of here alive, would you do something for me?'
'Anything, Father.'
'I have never seen a woman's breasts and I was wondering if I might see yours.'
'Well, under the circumstances I don't see why it would do any harm.'
The nun opened her habit and the priest enjoyed the sight of her shapely breasts, commenting frequently on their beauty.
'Sister, would you mind if I touched them?' She consented and he started fondling them. As he was enjoying himself, the nun spoke.
'Father, could I ask something of you?'
'Yes, Sister.'
'I have never seen a man's penis. Could I see yours?'
'I suppose that would be all right,' the priest replied as he lifted his robe.
Oh, Father, may I touch it?'
The priest consented and after just a few seconds of her fondling his manhood, he soon sported a huge erection.
'Sister, you know that if I insert my penis in the right place, it can give life.'
'Is that true, Father?'
'Yes, it is, Sister.'
'Oh, Father, that's wonderful. Why don't you stick it in the camel and let's get the hell out of here!'
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