What the gangster's son told his dad when he failed his exam: "Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I never told them anything!"
The difference between people who pray in church and those who pray in casinos: The ones in the casinos are serious.
A youngster prayed for a bike, then realized that God doesn't work that way, so he stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.
A little boy asked his father: "Dad, where did my intelligence come from?"
His father replied : "You must have gotten it from your mother because I still have mine."
Jimmy's teacher sent a note home to his mother saying : "Jimmy seems to be a very bright boy, but spends too much of his time thinking about girls."
The mother wrote back: "If you find a solution, please advise. I have the same problem with his father!"
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The difference between people who pray in church and those who pray in casinos: The ones in the casinos are serious.
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A youngster prayed for a bike, then realized that God doesn't work that way, so he stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.
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A little boy asked his father: "Dad, where did my intelligence come from?"
His father replied : "You must have gotten it from your mother because I still have mine."
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Jimmy's teacher sent a note home to his mother saying : "Jimmy seems to be a very bright boy, but spends too much of his time thinking about girls."
The mother wrote back: "If you find a solution, please advise. I have the same problem with his father!"
