Conservative Verses Liberal

A conservative who doesn't like guns simply doesn’t buy one.
A liberal wants every private citizen prohibited from owning a gun.

A conservative who is a vegetarian simply avoids eating meat.
A liberal wants all meat products banned.

A conservative who is non-religious simply avoids going to church and any religion-related event.
A liberal wants all all religious activities, literature, meetings, prayers, and teachings banned.

A conservative homosexual quietly practices his lifestyle.
A liberal homosexual flaunts his lifestyle and expects Congress to pass laws requiring everyone to kowtow to his demands and respect his desires. [*]

A conservative who doesn’t like a radio/TV show or host switches to another station/channel.
A liberal demands that any radio/TV show or host he neither agrees with nor likes be taken off the air.

A conservative who needs health care coverage shops around or finds an employer that provides one.
A liberal demands that the government provides him with free health care.

*Don’t necessarily agree with this one.

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