Jul 25, 2009

What Redneck Means In Myrtle Beach

(n.) from the characteristic sunburned neck acquired in the fields by farm laborers. [Slang] a poor, white, rural Southerner, often specif., one regarded as ignorant, bigoted, violent, etc.: often a derogatory term. Webster's New World College Dictionary

On bad days, Steve Harris laments the name he and his partner chose for their business.

On bad days, Redneck Remodeling doesn't ring as creatively as it did when they put it on fliers they left on windshields of cars in the Lowe's parking lot in Shallotte.

But on good days, he and business partner Chuck Wilbur laugh about the name, as was intended, and talk about customers drawn to them because of it.

"Redneck" is one of those words. You just don't know how it's going to strike someone when you put it on a windshield or lob it into a conversation.

Some people associate it with ignorant, rural, drunken, violent, poor, white male Southerners. Others see it as a badge of honor pinned to a person who is honest, independent and loves his family.

The negative connotations and how they play out in society can produce real problems for those who are labeled as redneck, academics say. They can be a barrier to employment and to finding a way to alleviate the poverty of some rural whites.

But ask many of those people who seem to have automatically negative pictures of rednecks to think, really think about it, and they are likely to find positive ways to describe rednecks and admit that, you know, we all probably have a bit of redneck in us.

Take Jason Eastman.

Eastman, a psychology professor at Coastal Carolina University, has written an academic paper on southern rockabilly bands that equates the term "redneck" with "hillbillies" and "poor white trash."

In the paper, Eastman describes a culture that romanticizes hard drinking and violence. The bands work to perpetuate the stereotype, the paper says, through the lyrics of their songs, the way they dress and act, and even the beer they drink on stage.

But when you start talking with Eastman about how he feels, really feels, he'll tell you he grew up in rural northwestern Pennsylvania where some of his relatives could be called rednecks.

Then he begins to describe those he knows personally using words and phrases such as friendliness, willingness to help each other and having a strong sense of community and family.

Attitudes evolve

Associations that go with the word "redneck" have evolved since it first appeared to describe poor southern white men. Paul Huber, an associate professor of history and political science at the University of Missouri-Rolla, wrote in a 1995 article that the word "redneck" grew from the Mississippi delta in the mid- to late-1800s to describe uneducated whites who forged a hardscrabble existence by the sweat of their brows, the blistering of their hands and the reddening of their necks under the strong southern sun.

Both blacks and upper-class whites, Huber wrote, used it to distinguish themselves from a class of people they saw as less worthy than themselves.

In the 1920s, Eastman said, the term Redneck Army was applied to West Virginia mine workers who wore red bandanas as a symbol of solidarity in a strike against owners.

Over generations, both mine- and farm-based rednecks moved into jobs in towns and cities, got a steady income in cotton and textile mills among other places and began spending some of their wages at the same beaches as the urbanites from Columbia, Greenville and Raleigh, N.C., eating in the same pancake houses and slathering on the same suntan lotion.

Out of this movement came the popularity of Andy Griffith, NASCAR, Willie Nelson and, more recently, Jeff Foxworthy, who cashed in on the good and bad impressions of rednecks. He showed Madison Avenue that there is, in fact, real gold in them thar hills.

Eastman described the journey much like that of blacks. But he said it is a cycle, not a one-way road.

Which means that just as with blacks, Hispanics and CEOs, there will always be people who look down their noses at them.

"I guess I'm a hippie redneck," said Michael Johnson of Myrtle Beach when a conversation launches about the word and its meanings.

Johnson is from Raleigh and grew up spending a lot of time at Wrightsville Beach, N.C., near Wilmington.

He at first defines redneck as someone born and bred in the South, but then says there are a lot of rednecks in the Northeast as well. As the discussion progresses, he acknowledges that the word does carry a negative connotation for a lot of people who use it to define those who are less well-read and less worldly.

Eventually, he disavows his own redneck traits and says that, instead, he's an in-your-face surfer type.

"There's good ol' boy redneck farmer boys who are surfers," he said. But they just do it temporarily, not for the better part of 55 years, as he has.

At the end, though, he acknowledges that there is at least one connection between himself and most rednecks.

"They do tend to be honest, that's true," he said.

The book

Johnson was familiar with Richard Cote's introductory novel, "The Redneck Riviera," which was published in 2001 and set in Myrtle Beach.

The novel drew a picture of beach shops, pancake houses and other tourist attractions that some along the Grand Strand did not think was painted as a compliment.

Perhaps that was because Cote lived in Mount Pleasant, and they assumed his picture carried the tinge of Charleston's perceived snobbery.

But Brant Branham, chairman of the board of the Myrtle Beach Area Chamber of Commerce, wasn't one of them.

He said if the moniker of the Redneck Riviera means that Grand Strand residents are friendly people who welcome others of all classes to their shores, that's OK with him.

Lucy Jarosz and Victoria Lawson of the University of Washington's Department of Geography, postulate in a 2002 treatise that some using the term redneck do so to reinforce their justification that such people's poverty is their own fault, that it's a lifestyle rednecks choose.

Indeed, Eastman said a survey of employers in North Carolina concluded that they would rather hire Hispanics than rednecks because their impression was that Hispanics are more reliable.

Eastman's paper concludes that the rockabilly bands don't do rednecks any favors by glorifying a stereotype. He writes that instead of raising consciousness about those things that keep many poor whites poor, the bands "promote a culture of self-destruction through substance abuse and violence."

Jarosz and Lawson theorize in their paper that the rural landscape some think of as redneck country doesn't exist anymore. The term, they wrote, disguises the racism and guilt of those who use it.

The label

"I think everybody has a little redneck in them," said Rick "Cooter" Douglas, a comedian who works at the Comedy Cabana in Myrtle Beach.

Fellow comedian Pete Lee, who was born in Wisconsin, said redneck is considered cool by some from his state.

"I know rednecks in the North who have adopted a Southern accent to be more redneck," he said.

Richard Wilbur isn't one of them. A New York state-bred redneck, his accent would still give him away as not from around here, but he doesn't care.

People who put down rednecks, he said, are a bit too white collar, a bit too tied to desks, a bit too uptight.

"People who make the term redneck negative have problems right up front," he said.

The name Redneck Remodeling was his idea, one he chose because it appealed to his sense of humor, which is pretty much the guiding principle for most things he does.

"Other people look at you and think, 'Oh God, that's stupid.' Well, I had fun doing it, and I don't care what you think," he said. "I try to have a joke going all the time."

Harris, Wilbur's partner, said he considers himself a redneck as well. To him, the word defines someone who is fair, honest, fun-loving and family-oriented.

The two recalled one customer they got from their fliers. She was a lady from the Northeast who thought their name was so funny and unique that she called her daughter back home to tell her about it, they said.

Still, Harris said, "Part of me worries about the name."

But then he thinks: "Everything's going to work out as long as you do two things: One, you believe in God, and two, you're honest." -Sun News

Letter to the President

April 27, 2009

The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington , DC 20500

Mr. Obama:

I have had it with you and your administration, sir. Your conduct on your recent trip overseas has convinced me that you are not an adequate representative of the United States of America collectively or of me personally.

You are so obsessed with appeasing the Europeans and the Muslim world that you have abdicated the responsibilities of the President of the United States of America. You are responsible to the citizens of the United States. You are not responsible to the peoples of any other
country on earth. I personally resent that you go around the world apologizing for the United States telling Europeans that we are arrogant and do not care about their status in the world.

Sir, what do you think the First World War and the Second World War were all about if not the consideration of the peoples of Europe?

Are you brain dead ? What do you think the Marshall Plan was all about?

Do you not understand or know the history of the 20th century? Where do you get off telling a Muslim country that the United States does not consider itself a Christian country? Have you not read the Declaration of Independence or the Constitution of the United States? This country was founded on Judeo-Christian ethics and the principles governing this country, at least until you came along, come directly from this heritage. Do you not understand this?

Your bowing to the king of Saudi Arabia is an affront to all Americans. Our President does not bow down to anyone, let alone the king of Saudi Arabia. You don't show Great Britain, our best and one of our oldest allies, the respect they deserve, yet you bow down to the king of Saudi Arabia. How dare you, sir! How dare you!

You can't find the time to visit the graves of our greatest generation because you don't want to offend the Germans but make time to visit a mosque in Turkey . You offended our dead and every veteran when you give the Germans more respect than the people who saved the German
people from themselves. What's the matter with you?

I am convinced that you and the members of your administration have the historical and intellectual depth of a mud puddle and should be ashamed of yourselves, all of you. You are so
self-righteously offended by the big bankers and the American automobile manufacturers yet do nothing about the real thieves in this situation, Mr. Dodd, Mr. Frank, Franklin Raines, Jamie Gorelic, the Fannie Mae bonuses, and the Freddie Mac bonuses. What do you intend to do about them? Anything? I seriously doubt it.

What about the U.S. House members passing out $9.1 million in bonuses to their staff members - on top of the $2.5 million in automatic pay raises that lawmakers gave themselves? I understand the average House aide got a 17% bonus. I took a 5% cut in my pay to save jobs with my employer. You haven't said anything about that. Who authorized that? I surely didn't! Executives at Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac will be receiving $210 million in bonuses over an eighteen-month period, that's $45 million more than the AIG bonuses. In fact, Fannie and Freddie executives have already been awarded $51 million - not a bad take. Who authorized that and why haven't you expressed your outrage at this group who are largely responsible for the economic mess we have right now?

I resent that you take me and my fellow citizens as brain-dead and not caring about what you idiots do. We are watching what you are doing and we are getting increasingly fed up with all of you.

I also want you to know that I personally find just about everything you do and say to be offensive to every one of my sensibilities.

I promise you that I will work tirelessly to see that you do not get a chance to spend two terms destroying my beautiful country.

Sincerely,
Every Real American

P.S. I rarely ask that emails be 'passed around' … PLEASE SEND THIS TO YOUR EMAIL LIST ... it's past time for all Americans to wake up!

Ms. Kathleen Lyday
Fourth Grade Teacher
Grandview Elementary School
11470 Hwy. C
Hillsboro, MO 63050
(636) 944-3291 Phone
(636) 944-3870 Fax

This is Serious!

This incident happened recently in North Texas .

A woman went boating one Sunday taking with her some cans of coke which she put into the refrigerator of the boat. On Monday she was taken to the hospital and placed in the Intensive Care Unit. She died on Wednesday.

The autopsy concluded she died of Leptospirosis. This was traced to the can of coke she drank from, not using a glass. Tests showed that the can was infected by dried rat urine and hence the disease Leptospirosis.

Rat urine contains toxic and deathly substances. It is highly recommended to thoroughly wash the upper part of all soda cans before drinking out of them. The cans are typically stocked in warehouses and transported straight to the shops without being cleaned.

A study at NYCU showed that the tops of all soda cans are more contaminated than public toilets (i.e.). full of germs and bacteria. So wash them with water before putting them to the mouth to avoid any kind of fatal accident.

Source Unknown

To learn about Leptospirosis click here.

Facts About & Use Of WD-40

Did you know that the main ingredient of WD-40 is fish oil? WD-40 was "born" in 1953 when three research and development technologists at the San Diego Chemical Company tried to develop a water displacement solution or compound as a rust prevention solvent and degreaser to protect missile parts. It was on the 40th attempt that the compound was successfully formulated. Thus, it was called Water Displacement Compound #40 and given its commercial name of WD-40.

The Convair Company was its first major customer, who bought it in bulk to protect its Atlas missile parts.

Ken East, one of the compound's co-inventors, claims that WD-40 is safe for use on any surface---cloth, glass, metal, plastic, etc. Being a water displacement compound, WD-40 has been found to have many amazing practical applications and uses.

One time, a man found that some graffiti artist/prankster had spray painted the sides of his beige truck with red paint. A neighbor, who saw the damage, came out and told the truck owner that WD-40 will get rid of the mess without hurting the truck's original paint job.

Below is a list of 40 or so other possible practical uses of WD-40.

Protects silver from tarnishing;
Removes road tar and grime from cars;
Cleans and lubricates guitar strings;
Gives floors a 'just-waxed' sheen without making them slippery;
Keeps flies off cows;
Cleans and restores chalkboards;
Removes lipstick stains in clothes and laundry---saturate the lipstick spots with WD-40 and wash;
Loosens stubborn zippers and rusted-in screws and bolts;
Untangles jewelry chains;
Removes stubborn stains in sinks and tubs;
Removes dirt and grime from the barbecue grill;
Keeps ceramic/terra cotta garden pots from oxidizing [developing ugly white deposits especially during extremely cold weather];
Removes tomato stains from clothing and linen;
Keeps glass shower doors and enclosures free of water spots;
Camouflages scratches in ceramic and marble floors;
Keeps scissors working smoothly;
Lubricates noisy door hinges on vehicles and in homes;
Removes tar and scuff marks from the kitchen floor --- doesn't harm the finish and one makes scrubbing much easier but make sure to open the windows and air the room when using WD-40 extensively;
Removes bug guts which will eat away the car finish if not removed quickly. In Florida, it is a "favorite" to clean and remove love bugs from motor vehicle grills and bumpers;
Gives a playground gym slide a shine and a "super fast" slide;
Lubricates the gear shift and mower deck lever of riding mowers for easier handling;
Gets rid of squeaky noises in rocking chairs and swings;
Lubricates window tracks and makes them easier to open and close;
Lubricates and makes an umbrella easier to open and close;
Cleans and restores leather and vinyl surfaces --- bumpers, dashboards, and furniture;
Cleans and restores roof racks on cars and trucks;
Lubricates and stops squeaks in electric fans;
Lubricates wheel sprockets on tricycles, wagons, and bicycles for easy handling;
Lubricates fan belts on washers and dryers to keep them running smoothly;
Keeps rust from forming on various tools --- e.g., hoes, rakes, shovels/spades, saws/saw blades, etc.;
Removes splattered grease on the stove;
Keeps bathroom mirror from fogging;
Lubricates prosthetic limbs;
Keeps pigeons off the balcony and patio --- they hate the smell;
Removes all traces of duct tape;
Helps to give relief from arthritic pain in arms, hands, and knees;
Attracts fish---spray a little WD-40 on live bait or lure, and it is much cheaper than other chemical attractants. But keep in mind that some states ban chemical-laced baits or lures;
Relieves pain of fire ant bites/stings;
Relieves itching from insect bites and other sources;
Removes crayon marks on walls---just spray and wipe with a clean rag;
Displaces moisture on a distributor cap and allows the car to start ;

It is the favorite compound used by the State of New York to protect the Statue of Liberty from the elements!

Source Unknown

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Jul 18, 2009

Supreme Court to Hear Obama Birthplace Suit

In a move certain to fuel the debate over Obama's qualifications for the presidency, the group called Americans for Freedom of Information has released copies of President Obama's college transcripts from Occidental College. The transcript indicates that Obama, under the name Barry Soetoro, received financial aid as a foreign student from Indonesia as an undergraduate at the school.

The transcript was released by Occidental College in compliance with a court order in a suit brought by the group in the Superior Court of California. The transcript shows that Obama (Soetoro) applied for financial aid and was awarded a fellowship for foreign students from the Fulbright Foundation Scholarship program.

To qualify, for the scholarship, a student must claim foreign citizenship. This document would seem to provide the smoking gun that many of Obama's detractors have been seeking. Along with the evidence that he was first born in Kenya and there is no record of him ever applying for US citizenship, this is looking pretty grim. The news has created a firestorm at the White House as the release casts increasing doubt about Obama's legitimacy and qualification to serve as president.

When reached for comment in London, where he has been in meetings with British Prime Minister Gordon Brown, Obama smiled but refused comment on the issue.
Britain's Daily Mail also carried the story in a front-page article titled, "Obama Eligibility Questioned" leading some to speculate that the story may overshadow economic issues on Obama's first official visit to the U.K.

In a related matter, under growing pressure from several groups, Justice Antonin Scalia announced that the Supreme Court agreed on Tuesday to hear arguments concerning Obama's legal eligibility to serve as President in a case brought by Leo Donofrio of New Jersey.

This lawsuit claims Obama's dual citizenship disqualified him from serving as president. Donofrio's case is just one of 18 suits brought by citizens demanding proof of Obama' s citizenship or qualification to serve as president.

Gary Kreep of the United States Justice Foundation has released the results of their investigation of Obama's campaign spending. This study estimates that Obama has spent upwards of $950,000 in campaign funds in the past year with eleven law firms in 12 states for legal resources to block disclosure of any of his personal records. Mr. Kreep indicated that the investigation is still ongoing but that the final report will be provided to the U.S. Attorney General, Eric Holder. Mr. Holder has refused to comment on the matter.

The American mainstream news media have not published it. But if the US judicial system really works properly and the law is really just and justice prevails, the fraud and lie could cause Obama to be removed from office. Snopes mentioned this in a short statement, but did not elaborate.

Could this be why Obama is so eager to get Sotomayor appointed to the Supreme Court?

This is a BOMBSHELL now that the US Supreme Court has documents about Obama's true citizenship. -AP- Washington, DC (Unverified)

CAUTION - May Be Offensive To Some


Sex With Bea

The Most Functional English Word

Well, it's shit ... that's right , shit!

Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.

You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit.

Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola.

There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.

You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.

You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.

Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.

Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.

You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.

You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.

And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!!

You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't give a shit!

Well, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head ...

Well, Shit Happens!!!

Author Unknown

Talk About Shyt Happens!

A Good Reason To Wear Pajamas To Bed!!!

A Soldier’s Take On Michael Jackson’s Death

I watched the news about the death of Michael Jackson, the world famous King of Pop, who entertained millions, earned millions, and spent millions. But since he also did some questionable things, that made him a villian to some people. I fully understand how his death has affected a lot of people---his fans particularly, and I also fully respect the masses of people who mourn his death.

But a nagging question is: why is it that when a well-known idol in the entertainment industry, like Michael Jackson, dies, people--both Americans and non-Americans---practically lose their minds with grief? Michael Jackson was a man whose only contribution to the country and the world was to entertain people, yet with his death, the American people have found the need to flock en masse to the stone slab with his name on Hollywood's Walk of Fame, and even the US Congress saw the need to hold a "moment of silence" for his passing. I wonder why? Am I missing something here? A famous entertainer died, and all of a sudden his death is like that of a martyr just because he entertained people for a few decades?

But compare that to the death of a soldier who died to preserve the freedom of millions---[and even billions]; a soldier who, knowing that he/she would be asked to fight in a war and possibly die, yet still raises his/her hand and swears to defend the US Constitution, the United States of America, and the rights and freedom of not only US citizens but also America's allies. Where is the grief over a soldier's death? To my memory in my young life, present and past members of the US Congress have never yet seen the need to hold a "moment of silence" for a soldier who makes the supreme sacrifice, unless, of course, one is a famous general or well-decorated war hero. But still even if a well-known military officer dies, the outpouring of grief and mourning in the nation and the world is nowhere like the one for Michael Jackson.

People do not flock in droves to the grave or memorial of a soldier who died. Large masses of people do not mourn for those who made the ultimate sacrifice so that their [the people's] freedom is ensured. Instead, when a soldier dies, there are, in fact, people who even have the gall to say: "Good riddance!" or "Thank God for IEDs!" And to add insult to injury, even the news media today have absolutely no qualms about portraying soldiers as criminals. But with Michael Jackson's death, there have been page upon page in the newspapers and hours of radio/TV coverage expressing condolence sorrow mixed with "sweetness & praise", yet he has not served a single day to help fight for the freedom of America and her allies but died of drug overdose only.

When did the values of this country get so mixed up that even national leaders and a vast segment of American citizens have become callous to the sacrifice of the good men and women in the military, and people simply arbitrarily "blow off" the death of soldiers, yet throw themselves into a tizzy over the death of drug-addicted pop idol?

If the US Congress sees the need to have a moment of silence for Michael Jackson, why don't they see the need to hold a similar moment of silence for every service member killed in Iraq and Afghanistan? Why don't they see the need to publicly recognize every life that has been lost so that the American people can enjoy their lives of luxury and freedom, which soldiers---both those who are still alive and those who have gone---have sacrificed for and/or died to preserve.

But, of course, a moment of silence for every dead soldier would take too much time because there have been so many who have willingly made the supreme sacrifice. Besides, soldiers are never famous because they do not make millions of dollars by singing, dancing or playing in professional sports. The vast majority of soldiers have never starred in any movie or show to entertain and amuse people, which people willingly pay a lot of money to watch. Most soldiers have never written hit songs which the world plays and listens to over and over for hours, days, and weeks on end. Soldiers, as far as the general public, are only meant to shed blood, sweat, and tears while people have fun and enjoy what they have. To most of the world, a soldier's work is not worth much; much less is the death of one. They may pretend to occasionally praise the military especially on Memorial Day, July 4th, or Veterans' Day, but it is basicallly really a mere jumble of empty words said or written just to be polite.

I am sorry if I have offended anyone, but I needed to say it.

In closing, if it is not too much to ask, I would like to request every resident and citizen of the USA and the world to remember one thing about soldiers: "They serve so that you can have the freedom to enjoy your life of fun and frivolity!"

-A lowly US soldier named Isaac-

"What About Gay Marriage?"

Jul 11, 2009

Wireless Warning-WI-FI/Bluetooth

The newest trend in Internet fraud is "vacation hacking," a sinister sort of tourist trap.

Cybercriminals are targeting travelers by creating phony Wi-Fi hot spots in airports, in hotels, and even aboard airliners.

Vacationers on their way to fun in the sun, or already there, think they're using designated Wi-Fi access points. But instead, they're signing on to fraudulent networks and hand-delivering everything on their laptops to the crooks.

"More and more people are traveling with Wi-Fi devices like smartphones and laptops," says Marian Merritt, Internet safety advocate at the computer-security giant Symantec. "Airports and airlines and hotels are responding. They're setting up free Wi-Fi networks to lure in customers. Now they're luring in hackers as well."

In 2008, Silicon Valley-based AirTight Networks, a wireless security company, sent a team of "white-hat" hackers — good guys who try to thwart "black hat" hackers — around the world on an international airport study.

They checked the Wi-Fi networks at 27 airports — 20 in the U.S., five in Asia and two in Europe — and the results were not good.

At John F. Kennedy International Airport in New York, the baggage-handling system was being run on an insecure network. At other airports, ticketing systems were similarly exposed.

And everywhere they looked, they found fake Wi-Fi hot spots set up by hackers phishing for suckers — and there were plenty of suckers to be had.

"We found a lot of people using insecure Wi-Fi," says AirTight investigator Rick Farina, "and people engaged in all sort of dangerous activity — checking their e-mail, doing their banking, buying stock. These are not the kinds of thing you want to be doing on public Wi-Fi."

A lot of the problem may be that people let their guard down when they're on vacation.

"Much of the time, people just log in to the first robust network they see," says AirTight spokeswoman Della Lowe. "When we did our airport study, we found only 3 percent of the people were using secure networks."

And according to their study, even the "secure" networks weren't all too safe.

Eighty percent of the private Wi-Fi networks at airports surveyed by Airtight were secured by the aging Wired Equivalent Privacy (WEP) protocol, which was cracked back in 2001.

Almost as many — 77 percent — of the networks they surveyed were actually private, peer-to-peer networks, meaning they weren't official hotspots. Instead, they were running off someone else's computer.

In response to the rise in vacation hacking, some companies are beginning to tighten up security.

When AirTight's Farina alerted American Airlines to vulnerabilities in its system earlier this year, the airline took action.

"I can't tell you what they did," says Farina, "but their Wi-Fi is safer."

JetBlue also says it has taken appropriate steps.

"Phishing is a risk that exists anywhere there are wireless services available, which is pretty much everywhere these days," says JetBlue spokesman Bryan Baldwin.

"At our Terminal 5 at JFK, where we offer free Wi-Fi, we have measures in place to minimize risks for our customers," he said. "We'd prefer not to go into detail about the specifics of those measures, because the details could be used by clever hackers against the defenses."

A spokesman for the Marriott hotel chain would give only a terse statement:

"When it comes to online security, Marriott has worked diligently to protect our guests."

One thing all security experts agree on: When it comes to hackers, the best defense is a good offense.

To this end, the folks at Symantec have created a list of five simple tips for thwarting most attacks.

— Pay attention to your surroundings. Just because you're on vacation doesn't mean you're not in public. Don't look at important documents when sitting in a waiting area for a plane or a train — wait until you're alone and in private for that.

— Beware of "Evil Twins." Some Wi-Fi networks look legitimate but are actually dummy networks created by criminals. Even if they contain the name of your airport, airline or hotel, they will directly link your computer to the hacker's. If you always use the official access keys provided by the establishment, then you should be safe.

— Always assume Wi-Fi connections are being eavesdropped on. Never enter sensitive data — Social Security numbers, bank account information, etc. — when browsing the Web via a Wi-Fi network.

— Set all Bluetooth devices to "hidden," not to "discoverable." Better yet, if you don't use Bluetooth, just shut off the function altogether.

— Keep your security software current and active. Mobile PCs are just as vulnerable to viruses, worms and Trojan horses as are desktops, so make sure you have the latest protection installed.

"In short," says Merritt, "if you don't feel confident in the system security, then just don't use it." –Fox News

Logic

Two fellows from Hicksville, Bubba and Billy Bob, sat at their favorite bar drinking beer when suddenly Bubba turned to Billy Bob and said, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without a college education. Tomorrow, I think I'll go to the community college, and sign up for some classes."

Billy Bob thought that it was a brilliant idea, and after finishing their drink, the two went their separate ways.

The next day, Bubba went down to the college and met with the Dean of Admissions, who signed him up for four of the basic general education classes required towards a college degree:
Math, English, History, and Logic.

"Logic? What's that?" Bubba asked

The Dean replied, "Let me explain by giving you an example. Do you own a weed eater?"

"Yeah."

"Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that you would have a yard."

"You're right, I do have a yard."

"I'm not done," said the dean. "Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house."

"Yes, I do have a house."

"And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family."

"Yes, I have a family."

"I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife. And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a heterosexual."

"Heterosexual? What's that?"

"That means you are not a queer because you have a wife and family."

"Well, you're right again, I am a heterosexual. That's amazing that you were able to find out all about me because I have a weed eater."

Excitedly, Bubba shook the Dean's hand and left to go tell Billy Bob the good news. Of course, Bubba knew that Billy Bob would most likely be at their favorite meeting place---the bar. So, Bubba headed for it. And sure enough, Billy Bob was there, and Bubba eagerly told Billy Bob about his chat with the Dean of Admissions, and how he has signed up for the four classes: Math, English, History, and Logic.

"Logic? What's that?" inquired Billy Bob.

Bubba said:, "Well, let me explain by giving you an example. Do you have a weed eater?"

"No."

"Then you're a queer."

Author Unknown

"Two Trillion Tons"
Sung by the Ghost of
Tennessee Ernie Ford

Hi!

I need a small favor ... if it's not too much trouble.

I'm going away on vacation, and I need a friend
to come over to water my plants while we're gone. The plants are mostly geraniums and begonias. If the weather is real hot they'll probably need to be watered twice a day only.

I'll be gone only 21 days.

I've posted a picture below for your reference.

I'll send you a post card while I'm gone.

Thanks.

P.S. The ladder is in the garage [if needed]! Thanks sooooooooo much! I really appreciate your help.

Since it's so hot, you'll have to water every other day.

This Is The U.S.A.

This is the number one song played all over the country. Over 8.0 million hits on YouTube. You will not hear it on the radio or on the news. Makes one wonder why? Anyway, to watch this video click here.

Jul 3, 2009


"America The Beautiful"

by Gaither Vocal Band

The Letter

I'm a home grown American citizen, 53, registered Democrat all my life. Before the last presidential election I registered as a Republican because I no longer felt the Democratic Party represents my views or works to pursue issues important to me. Now I no longer feel the Republican Party represents my views or works to pursue issues important to me. The fact is I no longer feel any political party or representative in Washington represents my views or works to pursue the issues important to me. There must be someone. Please tell me who you are. Please stand up and tell me that you are there and that you're willing to fight for our Constitution as it was written. Please stand up now. You might ask yourself what my views and issues are that I would horribly feel so disenfranchised by both major political parties. What kind of nut job am I? Will you please tell me?

Well, these are briefly my views and issues for which I seek representation:

One, illegal immigration. I want you to stop coddling illegal immigrants and secure our borders. Close the underground tunnels. Stop the violence and the trafficking in drugs and people. No amnesty, not again. Been there, done that, no resolution. P.S., I'm not a racist. This isn't to be confused with legal immigration.

Two, the TARP bill, I want it repealed and I want no further funding supplied to it. We told you no, but you did it anyway. I want the remaining unfunded 95% repealed. Freeze, repeal.

Three: Czars, I want the circumvention of our checks and balances stopped immediately. Fire the czars. No more czars. Government officials answer to the process, not to the president. Stop trampling on our Constitution and honor it.

Four, cap and trade. The debate on global warming is not over. There is more to say.

Five, universal healthcare. I will not be rushed into another expensive decision. Don't you dare try to pass this in the middle of the night and then go on break. Slow down!

Six, growing government control. I want states rights and sovereignty fully restored. I want less government in my life, not more. Shrink it down. Mind your own business. You have enough to take care of with your real obligations. Why don't you start there.

Seven, ACORN. I do not want ACORN and its affiliates in charge of our 2010 census. I want them investigated. I also do not want mandatory escrow fees contributed to them every time on every real estate deal that closes. Stop the funding to ACORN and its affiliates pending impartial audits and investigations. I do not trust them with taking the census over with our taxpayer money. I don't trust them with our taxpayer money. Face up to the allegations against them and get it resolved before taxpayers get any more involved with them. If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, hello. Stop protecting your political buddies. You work for us, the people. Investigate.

Eight, redistribution of wealth. No, no, no. I work for my money. It is mine. I have always worked for people with more money than I have because they gave me jobs. That is the only redistribution of wealth that I will support. I never got a job from a poor person. Why do you want me to hate my employers? Why ‑‑ what do you have against shareholders making a profit?

Nine, charitable contributions. Although I never got a job from a poor person, I have helped many in need. Charity belongs in our local communities, where we know our needs best and can use our local talent and our local resources. Butt out, please. We want to do it ourselves.

Ten, corporate bailouts. Knock it off. Sink or swim like the rest of us. If there are hard times ahead, we'll be better off just getting into it and letting the strong survive. Quick and painful. Have you ever ripped off a Band Aid? We will pull together. Great things happen in America under great hardship. Give us the chance to innovate. We cannot disappoint you more than you have disappointed us.

Eleven, transparency and accountability. How about it? No, really, how about it? Let's have it. Let's say we give the buzzwords a rest and have some straight honest talk. Please try ‑‑ please stop manipulating and trying to appease me with clever wording. I am not the idiot you obviously take me for. Stop sneaking around and meeting in back rooms making deals with your friends. It will only be a prelude to your criminal investigation. Stop hiding things from me.

Twelve, unprecedented quick spending. Stop it now.
Take a breath. Listen to the people. Let's just slow down and get some input from some nonpoliticians on the subject. Stop making everything an emergency. Stop speed reading our bills into law. I am not an activist. I am not a community organizer. Nor am I a terrorist, a militant or a violent person. I am a parent and a grandparent. I work. I'm busy. I'm busy. I am busy, and I am tired. I thought we elected competent people to take care of the business of government so that we could work, raise our families, pay our bills, have a little recreation, complain about taxes, endure our hardships, pursue our personal goals, cut our lawn, wash our cars on the weekends and be responsible contributing members of society and teach our children to be the same all while living in the home of the free and land of the brave.

I entrusted you with upholding the Constitution. I believed in the checks and balances to keep from getting far off course. What happened? You are very far off course. Do you really think I find humor in the hiring of a speed reader to unintelligently ramble all through a bill that you signed into law without knowing what it contained? I do not. It is a mockery of the responsibility I have entrusted to you. It is a slap in the face. I am not laughing at your arrogance. Why is it that I feel as if you would not trust me to make a single decision about my own life and how I would live it but you should expect that I should trust you with the debt that you have laid on all of us and our children. We did not want the TARP bill. We said no. We would repeal it if we could. I am sure that we still cannot. There is such urgency and recklessness in all of the recent spending.

From my perspective, it seems that all of you have gone insane. I also know that I am far from alone in these feelings. Do you honestly feel that your current pursuits have merit to patriotic Americans? We want it to stop. We want to put the brakes on everything that is being rushed by us and forced upon us. We want our voice back. You have forced us to put our lives on hold to straighten out the mess that you are making. We will have to give up our vacations, our time spent with our children, any relaxation time we may have had and money we cannot afford to spend on you to bring our concerns to Washington. Our president often knows all the right buzzword is unsustainable. Well, no kidding. How many tens of thousands of dollars did the focus group cost to come up with that word? We don't want your overpriced words. Stop treating us like we're morons.

We want all of you to stop focusing on your reelection and do the job we want done, not the job you want done or the job your party wants done. You work for us and at this rate I guarantee you not for long because we are coming. We will be heard and we will be represented. You think we're so busy with our lives that we will never come for you? We are the formerly silent majority, all of us who quietly work , pay taxes, obey the law, vote, save money, keep our noses to the grindstone and we are now looking up at you. You have awakened us, the patriotic spirit so strong and so powerful that it had been sleeping too long. You have pushed us too far. Our numbers are great. They may surprise you. For every one of us who will be there, there will be hundreds more that could not come. Unlike you, we have their trust. We will represent them honestly, rest assured. They will be at the polls on voting day to usher you out of office. We have cancelled vacations. We will use our last few dollars saved. We will find the representation among us and a grassroots campaign will flourish. We didn't ask for this fight. But the gloves are coming off. We do not come in violence, but we are angry. You will represent us or you will be replaced with someone who will. There are candidates among us when hewill rise like a Phoenix from the ashes that you have made of our constitution.

Democrat, Republican, independent, libertarian. Understand this. We don't care. Political parties are meaningless to us. Patriotic Americans are willing to do right by us and our Constitution and that is all that matters to us now. We are going to fire all of you who abuse power and seek more. It is not your power. It is ours and we want it back. We entrusted you with it and you abused it. You are dishonorable. You are dishonest. As Americans we are ashamed of you. You have brought shame to us. If you are not representing the wants and needs of your constituency loudly and consistently, in spite of the objections of your party, you will be fired. Did you hear? We no longer care about your political parties. You need to be loyal to us, not to them. Because we will get you fired and they will not save you. If you do or can represent me, my issues, my views, please stand up. Make your identity known. You need to make some noise about it. Speak up. I need to know who you are. If you do not speak up, you will be herded out with the rest of the sheep and we will replace the whole damn congress if need be one by one. We are coming. Are we coming for you? Who do you represent? What do you represent? Listen. Because we are coming. We the people are coming. -Glenn Beck Program

Janet Contreras