A fellow took his girlfriend to her very first football game. They had great seats right behind the bench of the guy's favorite team. After the game, he asked her what she thought of and how she felt about the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it, especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents," she replied.
Completely confused, he asked her, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, I heard screams of: 'Get the quarterback!' I'm like … Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!"
[You figure out the girl's hair color!]
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"Oh, I really liked it, especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents," she replied.
Completely confused, he asked her, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, I heard screams of: 'Get the quarterback!' I'm like … Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!"
[You figure out the girl's hair color!]
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