The Stimulus Check Explained

Sometime next year, U.S. taxpayers are supposed to again receive another economic stimulus check. Below is an explanation of the economy stimulus in Q and A format:

Q. What is an economic stimulus payment?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

Q. Where will the government get the money?
A. From taxpayers' taxes.

Q. So the government is giving back taxpayers their own money?
A. Only a smidgen.

Q. What is the purpose of the payment?
A. The plan is for the taxpayer to use the money to spend to stimulate the economy.

Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China?
A. Shut up.

Some realities about spending the stimulus economic check. If the stimulus money is spent:

>>at Wal-Mart, yes, the money will go to China;

>>on gasoline, the money will go to the Arabs, Mexico, Venezuela or wherever the U.S. purchases crude oil;

>>on a new computer, it will go to China India or some foreign country where computers are manufactured;

>>on fruit and vegetables, it will go to Belize, Chile, Guatemala, Honduras, Mexico;

>>on a new foreign car, it will go to Germany, Japan, or Korea;

>>on clothes, it will go to Bangladesh, China, Indonesia, Korea, Mexico, Philippines,

>>on useless junk, it will go to Bangladesh, China, Indonesia, Sri Lanka, Taiwan;

>>on paying off credit cards or buying stocks, it will go to management bonuses which will be hidden in some offshore bank in Grand Cayman or other Caribbean money laundering center.

The best way to keep the money in the USA is to spend it on one or more of the following:

>>garage or yard sales;

>>tickets to ball games;

>>prostitutes;

>>US-brewed beer;

>>Tattoos

These are the only US businesses which operate in the USA, and do not let your $$ go out of the country .

Therefore, the logical conclusion is: go to a ballgame with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard sale, and drink US-brewed beer all day.

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