On the eve of her 50th wedding anniversary, the wife of a retired Navy officer, found the negligee she wore on her wedding night and put it on. She then went to her husband and said: "Honey, do you remember this?"
He looked up from his newspaper and said: "Yes, dear, I do. You wore that same negligee the night we were married."
She said, "That's right. Do you also remember what you said to me that night?"
He nodded and said, "Yes dear. I said; 'Oh baby, I'm going to suck the life out of those boobs and screw your brains out.'"
She giggled and gleefully said, "That's exactly what you said. So, it has now been fifty years later, and I'm in the same negligee. What do you have to say tonight?"
He looked her up and down and replied, "Mission accomplished!"
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He looked up from his newspaper and said: "Yes, dear, I do. You wore that same negligee the night we were married."
She said, "That's right. Do you also remember what you said to me that night?"
He nodded and said, "Yes dear. I said; 'Oh baby, I'm going to suck the life out of those boobs and screw your brains out.'"
She giggled and gleefully said, "That's exactly what you said. So, it has now been fifty years later, and I'm in the same negligee. What do you have to say tonight?"
He looked her up and down and replied, "Mission accomplished!"
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