PROUDLY PRESENTS
THE LATEST IN FUEL ECONOMY
THE 2010 OBAMA
SPECIAL FEATURES:
Fueled by hot air, empty words & broken promises
Three wheels to easily get out of tight spots
Teleprompters to help talk one's way out of any violation
Transparent canopy to show plastic smiles of "happy" owners
Comes in 5 sizes: S, M, L, XL and XXL
It may not get anyone to work on time or at all, but that is not a problem because there aren't any jobs anyway!
