The wife came home early one day only to find her husband in bed with a very attractive young woman.
Needless to say she was mad as a hornet and fuming as she yelled: 'You disrespectful pig! How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children? I'm leaving you. . .I want a divorce right away!'
The husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute and allow me to at least explain what happened.' 'Fine, go ahead,' she angrily blurted, 'but they'll be the last words you'll ever say to me!' And so the husband began. . .
'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, when this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out that I took pity on her and let her into the car.
I noticed that she looked tired, dressed in rags, and very dirty. She then told me that she hadn't eaten for days. So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you said you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them like a ravenous wolf.
Since she looked filthy and ragged, I suggested that she take a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed that her clothes were really dirty and full of holes, so I rummaged through your closet to see what I could find which she could use.
I saw the expensive designer jeans which you have not worn in years because you claim that they are way too tight for you.
I also saw the underwear which I bought for you, but which you have never worn because you cIaim that I have a lousy taste.
Then, I saw the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas years ago, but because you despise and hate her, so just to annoy and spite her, you have deliberately never worn it at all. I also gave her the designer boots you bought at the expensive boutique but have never used after you saw someone at work who had a similar pair.
The husband paused to catch his breath and then he continued: She was so grateful for my help that as we walked to my car in order for me to drive her to the local mission where she is staying, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and asked, 'Please, Sir, do you have anything else which your wife no longer wants to use?'
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Needless to say she was mad as a hornet and fuming as she yelled: 'You disrespectful pig! How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children? I'm leaving you. . .I want a divorce right away!'
The husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute and allow me to at least explain what happened.' 'Fine, go ahead,' she angrily blurted, 'but they'll be the last words you'll ever say to me!' And so the husband began. . .
'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, when this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out that I took pity on her and let her into the car.
I noticed that she looked tired, dressed in rags, and very dirty. She then told me that she hadn't eaten for days. So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you said you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them like a ravenous wolf.
Since she looked filthy and ragged, I suggested that she take a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed that her clothes were really dirty and full of holes, so I rummaged through your closet to see what I could find which she could use.
I saw the expensive designer jeans which you have not worn in years because you claim that they are way too tight for you.
I also saw the underwear which I bought for you, but which you have never worn because you cIaim that I have a lousy taste.
Then, I saw the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas years ago, but because you despise and hate her, so just to annoy and spite her, you have deliberately never worn it at all. I also gave her the designer boots you bought at the expensive boutique but have never used after you saw someone at work who had a similar pair.
The husband paused to catch his breath and then he continued: She was so grateful for my help that as we walked to my car in order for me to drive her to the local mission where she is staying, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and asked, 'Please, Sir, do you have anything else which your wife no longer wants to use?'
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