Trying to teach good manners, the teacher asked the following question: 'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?
Michael said, 'Just a minute, I have to go pee.'
The teacher said, 'That would be rude and impolite.'
'How about you Sherman, what would you say?'
Sherman said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back.'
'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.'
And finally. . .
'Johnny, can you show us your good manners?'
Johnny said: 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'
The teacher fainted.
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Michael said, 'Just a minute, I have to go pee.'
The teacher said, 'That would be rude and impolite.'
'How about you Sherman, what would you say?'
Sherman said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back.'
'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.'
And finally. . .
'Johnny, can you show us your good manners?'
Johnny said: 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'
The teacher fainted.
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