(Picture Rodney Dangerfield if you will … )
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Jewish women are marrying for love.
Even people who had nothing to do with the Obama administration aren't paying their taxes.
If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call and ask if they meant you or them.
Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
Obama met to discuss the stimulus package with small businesses: GE, Pfizer, and Citigroup.
McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Parents in Beverly Hills have fired their nannies and are finally learning their children's names.
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico illegally.
The most highly paid job now is jury duty.
Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
People in Africa are donating money to Americans.
Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, "Finish the food in your plate. Do you know how many kids are starving in the US?"
Motel 6 and Red Roof Inn won't leave the light on anymore.
The Mafia is laying off judges.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
And finally...
US Congress says it is looking into the Bernard Madoff scandal. Hey, that's neat! The guy who made $50 billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $750 billion disappear!
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CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Jewish women are marrying for love.
Even people who had nothing to do with the Obama administration aren't paying their taxes.
If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call and ask if they meant you or them.
Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
Obama met to discuss the stimulus package with small businesses: GE, Pfizer, and Citigroup.
McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Parents in Beverly Hills have fired their nannies and are finally learning their children's names.
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico illegally.
The most highly paid job now is jury duty.
Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
People in Africa are donating money to Americans.
Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, "Finish the food in your plate. Do you know how many kids are starving in the US?"
Motel 6 and Red Roof Inn won't leave the light on anymore.
The Mafia is laying off judges.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
And finally...
US Congress says it is looking into the Bernard Madoff scandal. Hey, that's neat! The guy who made $50 billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $750 billion disappear!
Author Unknown
