A woman came home from shopping and found her husband with a fly swat in hand. She asked:
"Why the fly swat in hand?”
The husband replied: "Killing flies, of course."
The wife asked: "Have you killed any?"
The husband replied: "Yes, 3 males and 2 females."
The wife asked: "How could you tell male from female?"
The husband replied: "3 were in the beer, and 2 were on the phone."
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"Why the fly swat in hand?”
The husband replied: "Killing flies, of course."
The wife asked: "Have you killed any?"
The husband replied: "Yes, 3 males and 2 females."
The wife asked: "How could you tell male from female?"
The husband replied: "3 were in the beer, and 2 were on the phone."
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