Five fellows made plans to go on a 5-day golf trip. A few days later, one had to tell the others that he couldn't go because his wife wouldn't let him. After a lot of teasing, the fellow headed home totally frustrated.
The following week when the other four buddies arrived at the golf resort, they were shocked to see their friend sitting in the lobby, drinking beer, and holding his putter!
"How did you talk your wife into letting you go?" one of the friends asked.
"I didn't have to," the guy replied. "Last night I slumped down in my favorite chair in the den with a beer to drown my sorrows when my wife suddenly snuck up behind me, covered my eyes, and said, 'Surprise!' When I peeled her fingers off my face, she stood there in a beautiful see-through negligee. She then told me, 'Carry me to the bedroom and you can do whatever you want with me.' And so, I did. I carried her to the bedroom, laid her on the bed, tied her arms and legs to the bedposts, and placed two large strips of duct tape over her mouth. And now, HERE I AM!"
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The following week when the other four buddies arrived at the golf resort, they were shocked to see their friend sitting in the lobby, drinking beer, and holding his putter!
"How did you talk your wife into letting you go?" one of the friends asked.
"I didn't have to," the guy replied. "Last night I slumped down in my favorite chair in the den with a beer to drown my sorrows when my wife suddenly snuck up behind me, covered my eyes, and said, 'Surprise!' When I peeled her fingers off my face, she stood there in a beautiful see-through negligee. She then told me, 'Carry me to the bedroom and you can do whatever you want with me.' And so, I did. I carried her to the bedroom, laid her on the bed, tied her arms and legs to the bedposts, and placed two large strips of duct tape over her mouth. And now, HERE I AM!"
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